Who reads anymore? Real developers just parse and pray.
This funny programmer t-shirt proudly says what every dev is thinking when they open up a 400-page API doc: “I Can’t Read, I Parse.” Perfect for software engineers, backend wizards, front-end fighters, and anyone who lives and dies by stack traces and console logs.
Whether you’re debugging with tears, grep-ing through chaos, or pretending to understand XML—this tee gets you.
💻 Great Gift For:
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Coders with no chill
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Software engineers and tech leads
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Bootcamp grads and college CS zombies
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Anyone who’s broken inside but still shipping code
Product features
– Without side seams for a smoother look and less fabric waste
– Ribbed collar retains shape while offering elasticity
– Shoulder tape stabilizes seams to prevent stretching
– Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel
– Ethically produced with US cotton, certified for safety and quality.
Care instructions
– Do not dryclean
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, [email protected], 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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