“Reading Is for Humans, Parsing Is for Legends” – Funny Programmer T-Shirt for Coders & Devs, Coding Legend Tee, Programmer Gift, Funny Geek Shirt

Code speaks louder than words.
Show the world that you don’t read — you parse. This funny programmer t-shirt features a bold terminal-style design perfect for software developers, backend wizards, or anyone who treats documentation like optional reading.

With monospaced font and dev-core sarcasm, this tee is your daily driver for hackathons, standups, or those “works on my machine” moments.

💻 Perfect for:

• Developers, coders, engineers

• Anyone fluent in sarcasm and scripting

• Dev team gifts, hackathon merch, or software launch swag

✅ Details:

• Unisex fit, soft cotton, and seriously nerdy

• Terminal-style layout with coding humor that only real legends get

• Ideal gift for Python, JavaScript, or command-line junkies

• Approved by tired devs and rejected pull requests everywhere

Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes seams to prevent stretching
– Knitted in one piece to reduce fabric waste
– Ribbed collar maintains shape and elasticity
– Crafted from specially spun strong cotton fibers
– Meets safety regulations and is ethically produced

Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, [email protected], 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean