Reading Is for Humans. Parsing Is for Legends – Unisex Heavy Cotton Geeky Coding Shirt – Gift for Book Lovers and Parents, Casual Wear

Because legends don’t waste time reading—they parse reality.
This funny coding t-shirt is made for developers who treat documentation like background noise and source code like poetry. “Reading is for humans. Parsing is for legends.” It’s bold. It’s sarcastic. It’s 100% developer-core.

💻 Built for:

• Programmers who live in logs and stack traces

• Devs who’d rather reverse-engineer than RTFM

• Code wizards, terminal demons, and parser lords

• Tech leads who pretend to read Jira

✅ Product Perks:

• Clean, bold typography on a soft, wearable fabric

• Sizes for junior devs and senior cynics

• Ideal gift for software engineers, bootcamp grads, or that one friend who breaks production at 2AM

• May improve parsing speed (but not guaranteed)

Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes the back and prevents stretching.
– Seamless design reduces fabric waste for a sleek look.
– Ribbed knit collar retains its shape while adding elasticity.
– Made from strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing.
– Ethically sourced 100% US cotton for comfort and durability.

Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, [email protected], 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean