Why search for intelligent life when you can chill in peace on Earth?
This shirt is for everyone who’s not quite ready to join the Intergalactic Federation — or become a lab rat for little green dudes. With bold, witty text that says:
“SETI: Search for Extra-Terrestrial Intelligence
Me: Nah, I like being alive.”
…it’s the perfect combo of geeky humor, cosmic caution, and anti-abduction fashion.
👽 Super comfy.
🌌 Conversation starter.
🛸 Zero risk of attracting alien attention (probably).
Perfect for:
Sci-fi fans, introverts, skeptics, meme lovers, and anyone who values their Earthly existence.
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes seams and prevents stretching
– Tubular knit eliminates side seams for a smooth look
– Ribbed collar retains its shape and offers elasticity
– Made from sustainably sourced cotton for durability
– Soft, medium-weight fabric perfect for year-round wear
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
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Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, [email protected], 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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